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3 affordable personal website plans

MONTHLY PLANS

ONE CUP

£2

PER MONTH

a slice of cake or
one cup of coffee

ONE = I2 cups/y

THREE CUPS

£6

PER MONTH

a couple of pints of beer or
three cups of coffee

MORE = 36 cups/y

SIX CUPS

£12

PER MONTH

an authentic Neapolitan pizza or
six cups of coffee

PLUS = 72 cups/y

OR PAY YEARLY

ONE CUP

£24

PER YEAR

a slice of cake or
one cup of coffee monthly

ONE = I2 cups/y

THREE CUPS

£72

PER YEAR

a couple of pints of beer or
three cups of coffee monthly

MORE = 36 cups/y

SIX CUPS

£144

PER YEAR

an authentic Neapolitan pizza or
six cups of coffee monthly

PLUS = 72 cups/y

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OR GET [VERY] PERSONAL

ONE DAY WITH ME

£350

PER DAY

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have your pizza and eat it

what is coffee heaven like?

FAQs

or frequently answered questions

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

Server costs + backups + IP addresses rental are not exactly cheap annually, but on the upside you are not sharing a host with hundreds or thousands of websites or bad neighbours – just a few friends.

Pressing those buttons to make the server run smoothly and fixing problems while you sleep takes a bit of my time. Even if pressing buttons isn’t that taxing and there is quite a lot of automation, server migration and disaster recovery is built in and that always takes time.

When it comes to the website software, that is always more involving as there are more dependencies to keep on top of and invariably this is where most of the time consuming happens, e.g. when some incompatability creeps up and prevents something from working.

WHAT HAS THIS TO DO WITH COFFEE?

We don’t often think about how many coffees we buy in a week, so the service you get is actually very cheap compared with the price of a coffee.

For less than the price of 3 coffees a month you could go some way towards paying the server bills and allow me to continue to run services long into the future.

ARE THESE COSTS LINKED TO INFLATION?

They should be, so you may want to consider buying an annual plan to insure against price hikes.

Select I’ll give it a go.

BY MY ESTIMATES YOU SHOULD BE A MILLIONAIRE

Well, one day perhaps, but this has to be the slowest ever route to riches or fame, matey!

YOU MAKE COFFEE SOUND EXPENSIVE

It is, and a very profitable business it is too. Especially coffee to go.

Hit I’ll give it a go or you’ll be buying the BIG ISSUE from me very soon.

DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

No? Good.

Just hit the sign up button – I’ll give it a go